A whole day of Dumb : Idiots And Fools Speak!

  • We’ll start our exploration of the full on retarded with a look at Ross Ramsey’s rather obsequious interview with Dick Armey. Armey is former Congressman who lost influence to Tom DeLay, is a lobbyist and is now positioning himself to ‘lead’ the teabaggers (much like a French revolutionary) from FreedomWorks, an organization that gets substantially all it’s funding from the just left of Hitler Kochs and who knows what Dick Armey has to do to secure that money. I certainly don’t think he’s getting big checks for his good looks, if you know what I mean.

    We’ve talked about old Dick before. Dick was one of the leading advocates for deregulation, removing all controls on banks and private equity. Dick also has a long running love affair with any taxation strategy that creates wealth concentration at the top of the economy and he’s long been an big advocate of tax cuts as an economic driver. It’s that last point that’s really curious since Dick is a former Economics teacher at UNT who apparently doesn’t really understand the Laffer Curve or where we are on it. You see, at current rates cutting taxes has no growth effect on the economy. It does, however, concentrate income and wealth to the top of the economy. It’s exactly what you’d want to do if you want to turn America in a third world country. The teabaggers Dick’s trying to lead don’t understand that which is a shame because they’re essentially supporting people whose ideological goal is to make them poor.

    Dick talks about his disdain for W and the Republicans who enabled his out of control spending. What’s funny is that Dick himself deserves as much blame as W since he

    1) Voted for the horrendous 2001 tax cuts on the wealthy that immediately shifted the Federal Government from surplus to deficit.
    2) Supported the Iraq war which has ballooned the deficits as much, if not more, than W’s tax cuts on the wealthy.
    3) Fully supported the elimination of banking regulation, voted for Phil Gramm’s bill to keep derivatives entirely from regulation. These decisions led directly to the breakdown of the entire financial services sector and the necessity of TARP.

    While Dick won’t ever admit to any of this or take ownership of it, he will blame others for the problems he created. Like continuing the lie that Fannie Mae and the Community Reinvestment Act were responsible for the housing collapse. The reality is that the deregulation Dick championed led directly to the collapse and the subsequent bailout he now criticizes, by allowing banks to make poor decisions… and then sticking Fannie Mae with the end product. It’s like someone eating a bad meal, knowing it will cause diarrhea, then emptying out on the floor and then criticizing the people who are cleaning up their mess for not doing it the way they would have.

    This interview was a sloppy kiss to a man who can be (charitably) called a congenital liar (I should know, I checked that with my attorney). Frankly, I’m waiting for the reporter with enough guts to actually call Armey out on his lies, exaggerations and balls out stupidity.

  • Daniel Loeb, a New York hedge fund manager, has lost it with the Democrats he supported just 18 months ago. Unlike those of us who are genuinely angry about real issues, Daniel The Asshole Manager Of The Fucking Universe is angry because he’ll actually have to pay income taxes on his carry interest, just like regular people. Charlie Munger, Vice-Chair of Berkshire Hathaway, addressed this more than a year ago and it’s something that’s long over due. As Charlie adroitly put it…

    Surely both political parties can now join in taxing the “carry” part of the compensation of hedge fund managers as if it was more constructively earned in, say, cab driving.

    Loeb wrote…

    In his letter to investors, he took issue with a number of Washington initiatives, including the Credit Card Act of 2009 and a proposed “enterprise tax” that would be levied on hedge fund managers who sell their firms.

    “So long as our leaders tell us that we must trust them to regulate and redistribute our way back to prosperity, we will not break out of this economic quagmire,” Mr. Loeb wrote.

    “Perhaps our leaders will awaken to the fact that free market capitalism is the best system to allocate resources and create innovation, growth and jobs,” he continued. “Perhaps too, a cloven-hoofed, bristly haired mammal will become airborne and the rosette-like marking of a certain breed of ferocious feline will become altered. In other words, we are not holding our breath.”

    Critics of Wall Street will rightfully complain that it was the actions of free market capitalists that prompted a push for regulation. On that point, Mr. Loeb does not entirely disagree.

    “Many people see the collapse of the subprime markets, along with the failure and subsequent rescue of many banks, as failures of capitalism rather than a result of a vile stew of inept management, unaccountable boards of directors and overmatched regulators not just asleep, but comatose, at the proverbial switch,” he wrote. “It is easy to see why so many people have concluded that the entire system is rigged.”

    I’ve heard that redistribution argument for decades and frankly it makes Loeb look stupid since what has happened since 1980 was government mandated redistribution of wealth that concentrated it (and income) at the top of the economic pyramid where it has not been used either productively or efficiently. Such a stupid and ill-considered comment should be setting off alarm bells with Loeb’s investors since absent conservative taxation policies, that distortive concentration would not have occurred. It’s quite frightening that a man who manages $3.4 billion would not understand that.

    Free market capitalism can’t survive in an environment where so much of the national income and wealth are concentrated in the hands of so few who are using it so unproductively. That being said, what the President and Democrats have proposed is more aligned to fixing deficit spending and long term debt than correcting income inequality. Loeb’s criticism is based, almost entirely it appears, on his own narrow self-interest rather than any real concern for long term economic prospects. That’s especially clear when you consider that Loeb seems to desire a return to the status quo ante articulus.

  • A little off the political path but interesting, nonetheless, is this article on all the mooks who are afraid to buy Intel stock at this level. Despite the fact that Paul Otellini is a moron, especially when it comes to projecting the potential for recovery in the US, the company is on very solid ground and margins appear to be holding. It’s also trading at less than 10 times forward earnings. Which is, historically, cheap as hell for a company that’s still seeing growth, albeit slower than historical.
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    The Economy… Reality vs. Fantasy land bullshit

  • The problem isn’t continued asset inflation. That was never really the problem, though it was in relation to earnings. The problem is wage growth. since 1973, we’ve had a net drop in real wages. That means that you work longer and harder for less money in real, inflation adjusted terms. That’s because we had massive inflation in the late 1970′s which was rapidly followed by changes in tax policy that favored wealth concentration instead of wealth CREATION. The latter went into overdrive around the time the first Bush tax cut took effect.
  • The Bush tax cuts had no supply side effect on the economy. Ending them completely will not have a negative impact on the economy today. The debate is meaningless with the Republicans playing the part of the fools and the Democrats who support extension sucking them off.
  • It’s mostly pointless to listen to anyone from the University of Chicago economics department right now. The (almost total) collapse of the ENTIRE financial system was a pretty thoroughgoing indictment of their brand of laissez-faire. So we learned that we need a balance with regard to regulation which contradicts large portions of the UoC playbook. Until they rethink what they’re teaching, you should consider any UoC economist an expert on economics in much the same way you would consider an attorney who went to Regents an expert on the law.
  • In a capitalist economy whose primary engine is consumer spending, ANY concentration of wealth is destabilizing to the entire economy and political stability. The teabaggers and our lack of growth are both symptoms of the same problem… too much of the national income is flowing to too few people. It’s the best interest of the government and every American for tax policy to rebalance the economy, which it’s been used for in the past. Our longest economic expansion saw some of the highest tax rates in our history. Either that or the rich better start buying the entire inventory of American auto dealers and then crashing the cars, uninsured.
  • We need more fiscal stimulus, we do not need the Fed stepping in yet again to buy debt in the market to further drop interest rates. They’re already on the floor and there’s already not enough debt to satisfy the demand for debt (no joke, read all about here). We need to issue an additional $1.5 trillion and spend it on transportation and public buildings (like schools). If the President and Congressional Democrats can’t get it done, expect a very active primary season in 2012. And it will be absolutely brutal… no more half measures and excuses. Frankly, we’re done with all that failure.
  • There’s more I’ll cover Monday… for now, I have to go.

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    Ken Mehlman is GAY?

    Apparently, the former chair of the Republican National Committee, one Ken Mehlman, is a homosexual.

    In other shocking news, today the sky was blue.

    Seriously, is anyone surprised by this? There are more self loathing, closeted gay men in the Republican Party than at Lilith Fair. The only thing I wonder is who’ll come out next. In Texas, there are a number of possibilities and more than a few that are confirmed (we have art!), mostly because some of you are about as discreet as Barfly after a bottle of Walker Blue.

    For example, 39%’s claim on the possible prize has been rumored for the better part of a decade. As for the Dew, I think he just recently got married. Now that I think about it, the vast majority of Republican men are married so there’s probably no doubt about them being straight, right?

    Yeah, and fraternity boys never end up coming out, either.

    But back to Ken… he now feels kind of bad for not standing up to Rove and Bush on using gay marriage as a wedge. Mehlman exhibits the kind of moral flexibility that’s absolutely essential when working in private equity so I guess he’s landed in a good spot. Congrats, Ken! Now for some advice… there are a number of ways you handle the hair thing. Now that you’re about to go through your slut phase, you need to look into your options.

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    Now tell me judicial appointments don’t matter…

    …or that we can afford to let some go. Tell that to someone with a spinal cord injury.

    A federal district judge on Monday blocked President Obama’s 2009 executive order that expanded embryonic stem cell research, saying it violated a ban on federal money being used to destroy embryos.

    The ruling came as a shock to scientists at the National Institutes of Health and at universities across the country, which had viewed the Obama administration’s new policy and the grants provided under it as settled law. Scientists scrambled Monday evening to assess the ruling’s immediate impact on their work.

    “I have had to tell everyone in my lab that when they feed their cells tomorrow morning, they better use media that has not been funded by the federal government,” said Dr. George Q. Daley, director of the stem cell transplantation program at Children’s Hospital Boston, referring to food given to cells. “This ruling means an immediate disruption of dozens of labs doing this work since the Obama administration made its order.”

    In his ruling, Chief Judge Royce C. Lamberth of Federal District Court for the District of Columbia wrote that his temporary injunction returned federal policy to the “status quo,” but few officials, scientists or lawyers in the case were sure Monday night what that meant.

    Dr. Daley was among those who said they believed that it meant that work financed under the new rules had to stop immediately; others said it meant that the health institutes had to use Bush administration rules for future grants.

    Steven H. Aden, senior counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund, which sued to stop the Obama administration rules, said the judge’s ruling “means that for now the N.I.H. cannot issue funding grants to embryonic stem cell research projects without any further order from the court.”

    Mr. Aden goes on to say that maybe this will increase funding for adult stem cell research which, in his expert opinion as an attorney, is more promising anyway. Of course, it’s at the tail end of the piece and the writer doesn’t bother to mention that adult stem cell research enjoys a 20 year advantage over embryonic which, truth be told, actually shows far more promise since embryonic cells can become any human cell while adult cells can only become a call in a particular tissue or organ.

    The judge was a 1987 Reagan appointee. In 1987, he slipped through and now, 23 years later, we’re dealing with that decision in a way no one could have anticipated. It brings to mind Roberts and Alito, both of whom some Democrats voted to confirm. We already know they’re cool with allowing corporations to spend their own money on politics (well, shareholder money) and I’m sure we’ll find out what kind of convoluted excuse they will use to allow discrimination against gays and lesbians.

    Judges matter. Every single one is important and we can’t let through any more ideologues. It’s just too important.

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    No, Maureen, you’ve completely missed the point. Yet again.

    There’s a misconception among some highly paid media personalities, especially those covering DC, that they actually understand what’s going on in America. With a wave of their hands, they can easily dismiss the concerns of the electorate because from a perch created by a seven figure salary it’s extremely hard to realize that ordinary Americans are angry about real life issues that don’t affect them.

    It’s hard for someone shopping at Hermes to understand the concerns of someone who is buying school clothes for the kids at Wal Mart.

    This goes a long way toward explaining this idiotic rant from Maureen Dowd.

    We’ve known that the left was mad at Obama, but now we know Obama is mad at the left. Obama and Gibbs are upset that the lefties won’t recognize the necessity of compromise. The left is snapping back: What necessity? You won 365 electoral votes. You have both houses of Congress. And bipartisanship is an illusion.

    Democrats are not prepared to go the whole way to appease their ideologues. The Republican leaders on the Hill, on the other hand, seem perfectly happy to go all out.

    W.’s reign of error so enraged Democrats that they were bound by one desire: to get rid of him. Bush, Cheney and Rove inspired the Democrats to spawn a powerful lefty tower of babble led by Rachel Maddow, Michael Moore and the blogosphere.

    After Bush, Democrats thought the way to paper over the distinction between liberals and radical lefties was to call everyone progressives. But calling yourself a progressive is just a stupid disguise where you pretend the contradiction isn’t there.

    Some liberals, like the president, felt he could live without the public option, whereas lefties thought the public option was essential. Some liberals, like the president, think you can escalate our wars to end them, whereas lefties just want the wars ended.

    This isn’t about ideology. This is about what’s best for the country. Unfortunately, we elected a President who is more concerned about appealing to his friends and colleagues than he is about actually being the President of a country in serious trouble. On both sides of the aisle, it’s the tit for tat that’s seemingly more important than the policy. And personality, above all else, dictates everything, from Republicans to Charlie Rangel, this is the ‘ME’ Congress more than any other. Unfortunately, while they’re concerned about themselves, the rest of the nation merits barely a passing thought.

    Since Maureen was stupid enough to mention healthcare, let’s take a moment to talk about that. Getting a public option was, in one form or another, supported by 60-70% of this country, not just the radical left. In fact, it was really only the radical right in opposition. To say otherwise is simply a lie, but Maureen’s a columnist (and pretty shitty at even being that).

    Let’s look at the Bush tax cuts and the economy… Republicans like to forget that their fiscal irresponsibility took this nation from breakeven (or a slight surplus) to deficits. In fact, during W’s stay in the White House, the federal debt doubled as we cut taxes while fighting two wars. Deficits, you may remember, didn’t matter to Republicans then and they managed to ignore people who warned that running structural deficits left us with very little flexibility when the economy inevitably turned south.

    Which is why, due to the financial profligacy of the Republicans, we’re now in a position where ‘serious’ people are admonishing us on our debt load while we’re dealing with major employment issues (along the lines of 25% either underemployed or unemployed). And the President and some other Democrats are listening to them and paying lip service to their concerns instead of admonishing stupid old men like Peter Peterson, asking them to shut up and proceeding then to do what’s best for the country, namely spending whatever it takes to work through the recession and get the economy and incomes growing again.

    This is just one example of a consistent pattern of behavior from the President. Some call it weakness but it’s not that… it’s the detached disinterest of a dilettante. Frankly, the President doesn’t really care because it doesn’t really affect him. It’s the same for the politicos (both varieties) and members of the major media. The vast majority of them are financially insulated from pain and so can’t be bothered to think about what’s happening to your family.

    The Democrats, at least, do a better job of pretending to care and some of them are actually fighting for things that will help. There are a few, though, blue dogs and idiotic moderates who have a puddle deep understanding of economic policy and a penchant for going down on Eric Cantor.

    In the Republican caucus, the situation is altogether hopeless. What’s left are a bunch of retarded ideologues with no sense of right and wrong. Fools who don’t understand the economic situation we face, what we’ve been through, what really caused and how to keep it from happening again. They still think too much regulation made this all happen and to a person continue to blame Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and increasingly the FHA as if they all forced the banks to go on a toxic mortgage buying binge. People who continue to ignore reality in the face of facts (here, here and here)that don’t fit their ideology don’t deserve a place at the table. Compromise with them is impossible. Which brings us to Dowd’s defense of the President’s love of compromise for the sake of compromise.

    The problem with calling the President a pragmatist is that he’s not. A pragmatist assess the situation rapidly and makes full use of every single advantage. Had Clinton the same opportunity that the President enjoyed in January, 2009, we’d be celebrating 16 years of universal health care in this country. A pragmatist, when confronted with all the advantages President Obama enjoyed, an economic situation that was rapidly deteriorating and advice from knowledgeable people that a large, truly fiscal stimulus was needed would have browbeaten and intimidated Republicans into supporting HIS bill. It’s the kind of political brinksmanship that LBJ and Clinton were adept at. Because they were actually pragmatists. President Obama doesn’t compromise because of pragmatic concerns, he compromises because he’s indifferent to the outcome. We need this and we don’t get it. One hell of a guy, our President.

    That’s the problem Americans, regardless of ideology, have with the President. His meek pronouncements that coming back from the abyss will be a long, difficult process just don’t come across well anymore, especially since many Americans now realize HIS decision to cave on the stimulus is THE reason employment is still in the toilet and economy is growing at a lackluster rate. The President and his brilliant staff, including the retarded Gibbs, have given Americans someone to concretely blame for the lack of substantive recovery. Oh, sure, the Republicans were against it and we can blame them… but where the hell was the President? Probably saying something stupid about the good not being the enemy of the perfect. The problem with that is that it wasn’t the good vs the perfect, it was the inadequate vs the essential. While the Republicans may have started the path to failure with their easy promises of tax cuts and deficits that don’t matter, where the hell were the Democrats? Even now, when the Republicans bravely take up the mantle for the rich and corporations, where are the Democrats crying foul? Where the hell are the Democrats to tell people that the Republicans are liars when it comes to corporate taxes (just a heads up, that high rate Republicans bitch about isn’t anywhere near what most corporation pay)? Why the hell aren’t the Democrats listening to Paul Krugman or learning about their middle class constituents who are slowing going broke? What pisses me off is that this country is failing and the Democrats are in a position to stop it… but they’re doing NOTHING.

    Meanwhile, Republicans continue to sell their Gospel of the Free Lunch to the ever dwindling number of morons who’ll still listen to them.

    Why should we lend any importance to Maureen Dowd, Rush Limbaugh or any of the highly paid media elite? Surprised I’d lump the two in together? Don’t be. They’re really more alike than different.

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    Gee, Bill…

    …sometimes no dad is better than just any old dad.

    Know what I mean, Bill?

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    Bill Hammond shifts his weight in effort to hurt White

    Yeah, this is going to be a post as riddled as possible with Bill Hammond Is Fat jokes. Why? Because they never, ever stop being funny.

    Bill Hammond, the ogre at the top of the Texas Association of Business (we heard he got the job by eating the previous occupant of the post with a small endive salad and a nice Chianti) has weighed in regarding what Bill White is saying about transportation funding.

    “I read a recent Associated Press article in horror as former Houston Mayor Bill White made it clear that he was open to the idea of raising taxes as a method to address transportation funding.

    “It is obvious that Bill White wants to import the very same anti-business, anti-jobs ideas that have left California* in absolute shambles. Bill White’s transportation funding scheme would cost jobs and topple the best business climate in the nation.

    There is, of course, more that made it clear that Bill was very angry with Bill White for not being as fat as he is for not following the same business principles that have made Hammond such a success as a lobbyist. Let’s all remember that Bill’s only private sector experience appears to be as ‘employer’ at Dallas Tent and Awning. No, I’m not making that up. My guess is he found out that sucking off the teat of government was far more lucrative, so he decided to do that.

    Like so many hyperopinionated supposedly pro-business Republicans.

    What’s got Bill more angry than that time he had to climb those stairs? Bill White, utilizing logic and common sense, said he couldn’t rule out a tax increase to pay for rebuilding and expanding our infrastructure.

    Hammond is notoriously pro-toll and he doesn’t want public financing of roads because he knows some of the members he represents will benefit from having taxpayers legally on the hook to pay them directly. It’s important to remember that, in this, Hammond may as well have JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs and HB Zachry tattooed on his forehead. To say his opinion on the matter may have been influenced is an understatement akin to saying that he’s a little chubby (he’s not, he’s fat as hell).

    What Hammond is trying to do is scare Texans into thinking that their taxes are going to go to ruinous levels, which would be an absolute lie. In point of fact, all we really need to do is index the gas tax which would allow it, much like incomes and expenses, to grow along with inflation. It makes sure the money is always there to build the roads we need.

    Private toll roads, even the ones that were built with taxpayer dollars and turned private, will cost drivers more than 10-15 cents PER MILE, at a minimum. The index to the gas tax would cost, over the next few years, maybe an extra 10 cents per gallon, which works out for most Texans to about half a cent per mile, way cheaper than tolls. And that’s the dirty little secret that Bill Hammond doesn’t want anyone to realize… that his plan is a giant rip off for Texans like you and me. And if that were all, things would be bad. However, there’s more.

    What Bill and Governor Perry (and even Sleazy Staples who voted for all this garbage while in the Lege) don’t want you to realize is that they are willing to hand over our roads to private corporations to run at a profit. Instead of forcing government to run more efficiently (which would mean doing their jobs), they’re basically saying they don’t know how to do the job for which they were hired and have decided to abdicate responsibility. This is pretty dumb because the state can build and maintain infrastructure cheaply (with the right leadership, of course) and because private companies can be far more wasteful and incompetent (IBM anyone?). These contracts, in most cases, forbid any improvements to alternate roads and forbid the state from constructing alternate roads that might compete with the toll road.

    Oh, and if traffic on the roads fails to meet the revenue projections, TAXPAYERS USUALLY END UP COVERING THE DIFFERENCE. Which means we’ll not only be paying tolls, we’ll also be paying extra taxes to private companies to cover their profits.

    All this means that Hammond’s solution is actually MORE expensive for Texas taxpayers and businesses. Now, stretching the truth is nothing new for Hammond who most recently went ballistic on health care reform, despite the fact that it will end up saving money. Which we’ll need so we can handle Hammond’s health care costs, when he goes on medicare, which we assume will be substantial (HAHAHAHA) due to his morbid obesity. When he dies his casket will also be substantial.

    You know, because he’s fat.

    *Bill fails to mention that Texas has a budget deficit very similar to California’s. He also fails to mention that California’s debt is related to the downturn in the economy, not to some ersatz ideological rhetoric about the business environment in CA.

    (As a personal note, I’d like to tell Bill I’m fine with his efforts to eat himself into the grave, I just wish he’d hurry up with it because I’m tired of writing pieces about Reality vs. The Retarded And Questionable Opinions Of Bill Hammond)

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    Tired of business jargon that sucks?

    One of the phrases that irritates me more than the crack in my windshield is ‘going forward’, usually used during a conference call or meeting. Now, there’s a place for people like me that really hate douchey phrases like that.

    Unsuck it!

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    And right about here I’m going to call…

    stupid.

    This is unconstitutional, as Gov. Rick Perry has rightly said, but more importantly, it sets a dangerous precedent. If the federal government can pick and choose which states to bind with onerous mandates, then can the states even be said to have a representative, republican form of government, which is guaranteed by the constitution?

    We need change in Washington, but more importantly we need to end the arrogance of government on all levels. We need elected leaders who recognize limits on their power, and recognize the will of the people.

    Actually, Sleazy Staples, Gov. Perry is 100% wrong and Congressman Doggett is 100% right. See, the problem is you guys have jacked the public schools so bad that this is the only way to make sure they get the funding allocated for them. Now you’re going to put on your big man drag, like Dewhurst, and try to act like you’re doing us all a favor? By doing what? Suing the Federal government for making sure you don’t waste the tax dollars they’re sending back to us?

    This is more grandstanding from a desperate Republican stuffed shirt with zero integrity and a lot to hide. Speaking of hiding, what is Sleazy Staples trying to hide by not releasing his tax returns? When will he come clean about that Suburban? When will he finally acknowledge his failure to protect our food?

    Rather than hear what Sleazy Staples thinks about Washington, I want to know what HE’S going to do if re-elected (I already know what Hank’s going to do). And I certainly don’t want to hear any more bluster from a two faced twerp who trashes Washington on the one hand and then hands out federal money with the other.

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    A little something fun for the weekend

    An animated video of all nuclear detonations, and who set them off, globally from 1945-1998.

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